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Why Can't We Find the Sellotape? - And Other Great Debates of Our Time


The presents are piled up, the wrapping paper is ready, the scissors have vanished, and the Sellotape has apparently gone into hiding. Why is it that every Christmas, just when you need to wrap the presents, the Sellotape disappears? Is there only one working pair of scissors in the entire house? And who used the last bit without replacing the roll?


Why Can't We Find the Sellotape? brings a little festive humour to one of the great mysteries of Christmas, presented in a Penguin-inspired book-cover design.


Part of the Inky Cat Printshop Christmas book card collection, this card celebrates the familiar chaos of Christmas preparations, when wrapping presents becomes an endurance test and someone inevitably ends up holding the paper together with their elbow.


A funny alternative to a traditional Christmas card for friends and family who know that the real test of festive spirit is getting all the presents wrapped before Christmas Eve.


Card Details


Size: A5 portrait card

Design: Penguin-style book cover with a humorous Christmas theme

Finish: Glossy printed exterior with a matt interior, making it easy to write your message

Choose from 2 colours

Inside: Blank for your own Christmas wishes

Envelope: Supplied with a white envelope

Format: Physical greeting card, not a digital download

Designed by: Inky Cat Printshop


Perfect For


Christmas wrapping enthusiasts, and those who aren't

Anyone who leaves present wrapping until the last minute

Secret Santa and festive card exchanges

Funny Christmas card collections

People who have searched the entire house for the Sellotape while holding the end of the wrapping paper in their teeth

A Christmas Card With a Difference


Part of the Inky Cat Printshop Penguin-inspired Christmas collection, these cards turn familiar festive questions and seasonal dilemmas into book-cover-style designs.


From missing mince pies to missing Sellotape, the collection celebrates the small absurdities that make Christmas what it is. Because Christmas isn't really Christmas until somebody asks, "Has anyone seen the Sellotape?"


Please note: This is an original design inspired by the visual style of vintage book covers. It is not an official Penguin product.


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All artwork and designs are original creations of Inky Cat Printshop and are protected by copyright. For personal use only. Designs may not be copied, reproduced, distributed, resold or used commercially without prior written permission.

Funny Christmas Card - Why Can't We Find the Sellotape - Vintage Book Style

£1.90Price
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